yes-i-am-awesome:

"Never lie to someone who trust you. Never trust someone who lies to you."

Today it’s been impossible for James Rodriguez, Marcelo y Gareth Bale to score a goal!

The first time I saw him play, I thought, that’s my manHis feints are fantastic; once, he shook off three opponents without even touching the ball. The ball was rolling forward at great speed, he followed right behind, and spirited away the defenders one after the other with little jerks of his body. They should have read his feints, they were so simple, but they didn’t. Why? Because Di Maria read the defenders, he saw what they expected, and then he did something different, three times in a row, in the course of maybe two or three seconds. (…) Di Maria’s talent is precisely that which can’t be rehearsed. He will give the ball a little shove past a towering and fully prepared goalkeeper, a shot which a child could have saved, but which is completely beyond the goalkeeper’s reach, because the goalkeeper’s expectation of what is about to happen is so different. It gives me goosebumps to see it, and I shout, THIS IS SO GREAT!”

  • Me: *heals self*
  • Enemy: *heals self*
  • Me: Whoa. Whoa.
  • Me: What do you think you're doing?
  • Me: I just took off half your health bar, and then you go and do that?
  • Me: Yeah, I KNOW I just healed myself.
  • Me: 
  • Me: 
  • Me: It's different when I do it.
A beautiful tribute to the legend Alfredo Di Stéfano at the Santiago Bernabéu

No yellow, no party (2 / 2) | August 19, 2014

“We did not play well in this game. But if I have to lose a game I would prefer to lose this one than the final in Lisbon.” — Carlo Ancelotti (via marcelovieira)

John Terry presenting the funniest joke in the world.

unmarvel:

How Marvel Characters Eat Their Food [x]

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Embrace your differences and the qualities about you that you think are weird.
Eventually they’re going to be the only things separating you from everyone else. —Sebastian Stan

daleconcomba:

Iker Casillas vs Mandzukic