flashakaviolet:

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

Get out

slayboybunny:

everything is a competition unless I’m losing and then fuck off not everything has to be a competition asshole

baerials:

This is the BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

jaclcfrost:

inside jokes are so amazing and powerful like you can say one word one fucking word and have a person on the floor laughing or glaring at you while saying your name in complete exasperation while everyone else is just utterly confused

yahoo:

staff:

magsby:

petition for tumblr staff to leave

we don’t want to be here anyway

david karp holds us hostage

send help

We paid David good money to keep you here

You’re not going anywhere

salehmadridista:

Real Madrid C. F. has extended Raphaël Varane’s contract with the club until 30 June 2020.

(Real Madrid C. F.)

gutsygumshoe:

My boss has a two year old son and this is in his bathroom I’m laughing so hard omg

07v:

this is it. this is the whole show

"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!”
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.’

supercargautier:

cats are squishy cartoon friends that live in your house with you and do rad stunts. if they like you they vibrate at you very loudly. this is somehow a real animal